I had my 22nd birthday yesterday, and I made it my mission to eat a ridiculous amount of crap, just to treat myself

Here's my 24 hr binge:

My diet yesterday was:

00:00 Large dominos pizza (2000 calories)
9am - 1pm: 20 mini flapjack bites, 300 grams of galaxy chocolate, 3 chocolate brownies, 1 litre of coke, 1 pack minstrels, 1 pack maltesers, 3 massive white chocolate/raspberry cookies, an orange juice (2500 calories)
130pm (japanese meal): plate of sushi, thai fishcakes, noodles, coke (1200 calories)
130pm - 330pm: More cakes, chocolate, 200gram bag of roasted salted peanuts, bla bla (1500 calories)

* 4 hour eating break apart from 1 scoop whey in guilt after playing squash * (100 calories)

Now the eating began....

CURRY at 8pm: 4 tandoori king prawns, 2 poppadums, large mushroom rice, large plain naan bread, lassi, 3 pints, chicken tikka makhani, my mates leftovers, cola bottles, sag aloo (2500 calories)
After curry, had 3 more pints, triple whisky, 2 tequilas, 2 lemonades (hmm... 800 calories?)

Calorie count for the day: 10600 calories, roughly, give or take a couple of thousand (mwahahahaha)

great birthday

Firstly, happy birthday Nick. Secondly, that's ridiculous



I love that bit! So you on the rice crackers for the next week then?

Chris M

Uffda ... to think that would have been close to my weekend eating habits prior to being convicted about my size and long term health!

I shouldn't have read this post - my 22nd isn't for 10 months and 11 days...

I turn 23 in a month. Feeling very old. Not planning a binge on Nick's scale, although a drink or two may be in order! That's a fair bit of indian you had Nick - although the leftovers are always a neccesity when one is on a binge!

10600 = 3.03 lbs gained. if not offset by physical activity.

The trouble with celebration binges is that they can start to flow together very quickly... before you know it there is a celebration every weekend.

that is amazing... you need to master the fine art of drinking so much you throw your guts up everywhere at the end of the night then pass out on your bathroom floor. all that wretching does wonders for your stomach muscles :P

Yup I definitely feel old.



Having pulled my diaphram in the past because of a birthday binge I got to say the gym is better :P

On your birthday you just have to cut loose ! That's a kick ass amount of food. Happy Birthday !

Wow, that was epic... Bravo sir...

This makes me nervous because I too turn 23 next month. Aside from the usual birthday 'drinking' festivities that I will undoubtedly be taking part of, my parents are flying in to take me to a fancy dinner. Should I be good and order something light like chicken or fish, or do you think I should cut loose and allow myself a nice, big, juicy steak?

It's just one night, right??

If it was me, I'd order light. That way you won't feel guilty ordering something sweet (with a candle on top!).

Thanks all

Emily what's wrong with lean steak? You should be eating that everyday

Nick

holy cow (no pun intended?)

Nick,

In addition to an iron physique, you have an iron stomach! Happy birthday, in any event.

And I have to agree with Jeremiah ... reading all of this, I'm starting to feel really old!

Ron

Yikes... That's my entire intake of food over a week in just one day. Hats off to you sir! I don't think I could eat that much without exploding: I tried carbo-loading once, but that was only around 5,000-6,000kcal and I could barely move.

Sigh. At 35, the days when I could eat like that and not suffer for a month are long gone. These days, a binge consists of one meal of fajitas and margaritas.

Happy belated birthday, Nick.

Thanks again everybody,

been really naughty this week, been drinking lots of beers and going out too much :$

Nick

Ah, but it's fresher's week - it's like your birthday all over again. and again. and again....

I really feel old in comparison to you'all (turned 50 a couple of months ago). I celebrated by doing a lot of eating like you Nick, but I spread the celebration out throughout the entire month.

Just read about you guys in the newspaper and decided to join in the fun.

Holy crap. That's impressive. Or something.

What are you going to do for 23? I can sell you my car.

Happy Birthday Big Man

Nothing like counting calories on your birthday! yippee!

Woah. Happy (belated) Birthday

I'm 22 in a month, my binge will probably be of the booze variety!

Hehe, I should challenge you for my birthday. Only, 10500 calories is what I eat/WEEK nowadays, so I'm probably not in shape for that kind of binge anymore. But I promise to post what I do manage to pack away in March!