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Stina Ebs
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 04:23


Does any one else have this problem or should I check myself into a psych ward...

I am much smaller than I was in the summer, no doubt about that at all, but for some reason, my summer clothes STILL don't fit me... now how in the world does that make sense? They fit me fine when I was bigger, so why am I now, being smaller, still grunting to put them on?


THE NEW ME
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 04:32


what do you mean by dont fit you? are they snug? how tight were they before?


Spyke M
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 06:41


Oh I know that magical shrinking fairy very well.

His name is George.



Stina Ebs
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 09:13


Thats the thing, they had fit fine before, not too tight, just comfy. now, thinner, when i put them on i still struggle to even do up the button...

Tell George to go away


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 10:09


When George came round my house once he ate all of the doughnuts out of the cupboard. He's proper messy as well and leaves a trail of destruction. He chucks my clothes on the floor, leaves the toothpaste lid off, never rinses the bath, leaves my smelly trainers out in the hall......

I wouldn't mind but when mygirlfriend comes home he sods off and leaves me to face the music!! You try describing a 2 ft fairy to a lass on her cycle with smoke coming out of her ears!! She thinks I'm just making excuses??


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The Master
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 10:15


not sure the reason. wondering why your other clothes in your picture got looser?


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 10:23


Quoting: jenngetfit
not sure the reason. wondering why your other clothes in your picture got looser?


You don't believe us about George do you? Are you telling me that you've never seen him either? Maybe he only talks to th guys which is why Stina is so confused. I think I've finally cracked the difference between men and women. What a relief! It's all cos of George!


Minu ~
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 10:28


I KNOW he's makes the rounds in THIS house, at least once a day. And if I EVER get my mits on that little fart, it's 'bedtime for Bonzo', permanently.



Amanda Russell
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 11:54


You have gained muslce around the areas where perhaps you didn't before. Besides that...are they stretchy jeans or anything? Those tend to shrink a lot in the dryer after time.


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 12:01


Quoting: BloomingInk
You have gained muslce around the areas where perhaps you didn't before


There the girls go again!! Dismissing the truth in favour of a more logical answer. Not everything can be explained by science you know. George is a tearaway!! Ha ha


Joe Weierke
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 13:36


Is George related to the Underpants Gnomes?


Minu ~
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 13:38 - Edited by: Minu


Yes, and to those pesky little, I-can't-find-the-whatever's-right-in-front-of-my-s hnoz spell casting kitchen witches...


Rachael M
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 13:42


If George isn't too blame, then I agree with Amanda. You've been taking measurements, right? Are your hips/waist smaller? Also clothes really do shrink in the dryer.


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The Master
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 15:13


ok ill have to give in and ask who george is. embarrassed. blushing here but at least honest.


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 15:17


Quoting: spyke
Oh I know that magical shrinking fairy very well.

His name is George.


Dave Nicholson
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 15:18


George is the magical shrinking fairy.. duh...

he also left that earring by my bed last year... what a mess that turned into.


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 15:31


Quoting: nicholman
he also left that earring by my bed last year... what a mess that turned into.


Ha ha, has Dave been a bit of a romancer in his spare time? That takes some explaining.

Reminds me of a past Birthday with the rugby team where my mates played some tricks on me when I was asleep and used a condom as one of their props. I was awoken by my girlfriend to explain why there was a condom at the foot of the bed with the wrapper on the floor. It was the first time I had seen it?? Luckily my mates explained the situation (to both of us) just before that vase came crashing down on my head. They had a good laugh first though and everything was ok again. Phew!!


Rachael M
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 15:32


Haha. Don't be embarrassed Jenn. We're just being goofy and are blaming our random problems, ditziness, and brain farts on George the magical shrinking fairy. We're silly like that.


Joe Weierke
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:17


Quoting: rach_1623
Also clothes really do shrink in the dryer.


Maybe you had them in a dryer at a higher heat setting. One reason to keep the dryer on the "Low" heat setting.


Cindy N
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:18


George has some 'splainin to do around here! I think he's the same one that creates that backward kangaroo pouch when I try on pants at the store.


Derek Schultz
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:35


Quoting: nicholman
George is the magical shrinking fairy.. duh...

he also left that earring by my bed last year... what a mess that turned into.


At least he didn't leave his Prince Albert...


Dave Nicholson
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:37


i didn't know George had a PA, thanks for the first-hand info


Minu ~
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:41


Quoting: nicholman
i didn't know George had a PA, thanks for the first-hand info


You're just lucky your woman didn't think the jewel in your nest was a PA... "Not that there's anything wrong with that", heheh!


Derek Schultz
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:43


Quoting: nicholman
i didn't know George had a PA, thanks for the first-hand info


Sorry, but it was second-hand info. Spyke told me about it.


Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:45


Quoting: mrrok
At least he didn't leave his Prince Albert...


I wonder how many times the conversation will come back around to that. I thought we'd put this piercing malarkey to bed. One of the guys at the gym noticed it the other day and the next time I saw him he told me how he hadn't been able to stop thinking about it? I felt pretty freaked out about that to be honest!


Lilly K
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 16:48


<<<*is keeping mouth shut about piercings, George, and everything else that gets her into trouble*


Stina Ebs
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 17:46




You guys are killing me!!


Dave Nicholson
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 17:48


Quoting: wayofthewarrior
how he hadn't been able to stop thinking about it?


eww. time to find a new gym.

If it's the same guy that commented on my tattoo years ago, he will soon want to show you the weighted leather sack he uses to attach to his subs-in-training...

eww.


Itadaki Mouse
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 18:07


Quoting: wayofthewarrior
how he hadn't been able to stop thinking about it?


Thanks! Now I feel much better about the fact that I only ever get face to face compliments from guys. I always thought that was a little weird, but I'll rest easy knowing there's worse out there.

As for shrinking clothes, it might be the dust mites. Crickets, moths, and such cause holes when they nibble clothing, but since dust mites are so small and numerous and nibble clothes all over instead of one spot they have the effect of shrinking it instead.

It's true! I saw it on Rocky and Bullwinkle once.


Derek Schultz
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# Posted: 18 Apr 2008 18:13


Quoting: wayofthewarrior
One of the guys at the gym noticed it the other day and the next time I saw him he told me how he hadn't been able to stop thinking about it?


Time to get a home gym.


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