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Samantha Cordell
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 04:34


Only One Pound

Hello, do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat,
And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!


THE NEW ME
The Master
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 09:09


very cute!


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The Master
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 09:09


and all of the one pounds eventually add up!!!


Minu ~
The Master
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 12:06


I'm takin' mine out for a lonnnnnnnng walk, I think they need some sun...



Dean Grimshawe
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 12:44


Nice post


Cardio King
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 13:55


you one pound!!!



Cynthia P
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 18:46


Love it, Samantha!

I'm ecstatic to lose a pound of fat though!

And really, really happy if pound muscle wants to come hang out, LOL!


Sher S
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2008 19:12


you REBOUND POUND!!!

It seems to keep wanting to came back


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The Master
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# Posted: 2 Apr 2008 08:47


lol sher-it will come off!!!


Cardio King
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# Posted: 2 Apr 2008 23:01


Quoting: shery_1983
you REBOUND POUND!!!

That's right Sher, tell that pound how you REALLY feel!


Cynthia P
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2008 01:31


Noooooo... not the rebound pound!


Sher S
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2008 02:07


Yes Rebound pound! We;re out to get ya!!!!


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